You can't leave me alone in the presence of a bunch of cones and expect me to just sit here. You KNOW this.
"In my defense, I was left unsupervised."
Printed on the front of a very comfy, 100% Cotton, unisex t-shirt. Ladies, assume a Men's size shirt.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Body Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Body Width (inches) | 19 | 20 ½ | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |