...so then she says to me that size doesn't matter. Like I need to hear that BS. It's a fact that it's not nearly as tight with the smaller ones as it is with those huge, fat monsters. I mean, those big ones are freakin' scary!
"Size Matters"
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• 32 singles
• Fabric laundered
• Set-in 1x1 baby rib collar
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| Chest (inches) | 37 | 40 | 43 | 47 | 51 |
| Front Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 |